"I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly"
— unknown (via handcrafted-in-germany)

cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

"If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism."
— Cornelius Lindsey (via phoe-bs)

(Source: afrochronicles)

The next one will be another woman. It’s been a few years, but at least we talk to each other…open communication and all that.

Plus, I fucking love tits

Another view of the harness.

QuestionLust the new profile picture Answer

Why thank you…it is a rather good one

hermosa-hippie:

acid-therapist:

nicolasbruno:

It has been said that there are passageways and tunnels at the bottoms of wells such as this one…
Piazza Giordano Bruno; Perugia, Italy.

Been there. Hot damn its beautiful.

laceaholic

Looks like the eye of a large Ent

  1. Camera: iPhone 4S
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/120th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

(Source: popcornpeachy)

What took me so long to watch Misfits!!!?!!?

Anonymous Asked
QuestionGorgeous girl like yourself have snapchat? Answer

Thank you for the complement, but no, I don’t. I have what might be the oldest smart phone left on the planet. If you tried to search ‘snapchat,’ it would make a mechanical laughter and shut down.

I’m wrestling with some personal shit today and I feel like being drunk is the best way to deal with that shit.

Drunken emotional idiot achievement unlocked

lady-war-of-the-ring-stars:

swankbowzer:

myxxxconnect:

Feel The Force, bitch.


Storm troopers don’t possess the Force, pleb.

They do when they’re Luke Skywalker in disguise.

lady-war-of-the-ring-stars:

swankbowzer:

myxxxconnect:

Feel The Force, bitch.

Storm troopers don’t possess the Force, pleb.

They do when they’re Luke Skywalker in disguise.